Frilly Lace Socks of DOOM

seragakisexual:

things that are harder than they should be

• telling your friends how much you like them
• telling your crushes how much you like them
• evening out your eyeliner

longhornsteakhouse:

We forgot Miley Cyrus even sung. But now she’s twerking? She’s barely even got any meat on her.

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

coolstoryno:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

Someone explain this frealz

i understand

OHHHH I GET IT

k1mkardashian:

minccinorris:

my iced tea tastes like piss :\

i thought this was a lana del rey lyric at first

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT